For Sales Professionals
Pipeline Doctor
Drop in any pipeline CSV and get the picture your CRM flatters: weighted forecast with age decay, zombie deals flagged, risk flags per deal, and the five moves that matter this week.
$19 one-time · instant download · works with Claude & ChatGPT
The close date that quietly passed three weeks ago. The $30,000 opportunity still sitting at first-call stage. The deal that's been “in negotiation” for eighteen silent days, which you both know is over but neither of you has said so.
None of it is dishonesty. It's optimism, accumulating. Every deal looks defensible on its own, and the total is a number you'd be embarrassed to commit to out loud.
Drop in the export and this gives you the number you'd actually bet on, plus the five moves worth making this week.
Weighted forecast using stage probability and age decay, zombie deals flagged with a revive-or-kill call, and per-deal risk flags: single-threaded, ghosting, fantasy close dates.
› Here's my pipeline export. What's my real forecast?Run it weekly and it reports what advanced, what slipped, the forecast delta — and scores last week's Monday List honestly before writing this week's.
› What moved since last week? [paste last week's table]It replaces textbook stage weights with your own closed-won and closed-lost record, so the forecast runs on your conversion rates rather than someone else's.
› Recalibrate the weights using my closed deals.Manager mode splits a multi-owner export into a per-rep rollup — each rep's real number, coverage and flags — plus the deals you should personally join.
› Split this by rep and tell me where to help.Everything exports, including the part you send upward:
That's the entire product. A general chatbot mirrors your optimism back at you; this one tells you the $190,000 is really $63,000 and shows its working, deal by deal.
Any CRM's CSV. It maps whatever columns exist, and where data is missing it says plainly which analysis that disables rather than quietly guessing.
Not “focus on your best deals.” Five named deals, a specific action each, and a day of the week — ranked by value recoverable times the odds the action works.
Install it, then type any of these. No prompt-writing, no setup screens.
Plug and play
A skill folder and a one-page install guide. Claude and ChatGPT are both included.
About a minute, once. Then fill your profile — the same one every skill in the suite reads.
Paste the brand's message. It runs the whole workflow and hands back a finished file.
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A chatbot will sum your pipeline and agree with you. This applies stage weights times an age-decay curve in explicit bands, defines a zombie by two tests rather than a hunch, uses your pipeline's median deal size for its size rules, and shows every calculation so you can argue with it.
All of them, because it doesn't connect to any. You export a CSV — HubSpot, Salesforce, Pipedrive, a spreadsheet you keep by hand — and it maps the columns it finds, recognising the usual aliases.
Two tests, both required: older than twice your sales cycle, and no logged activity in the last 30 days. One test alone produces false alarms, which is how sellers learn to ignore these reports.
Yes. Manager mode takes a multi-owner export and produces a per-rep rollup with each rep's real number, coverage ratio and flags, plus a one-page summary naming the deals worth your personal time.
No. $19 once, yours to keep, updates included.
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