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The Pitch Machine

Brands don't answer “let's collab.” They answer ideas.

Writes pitches that read like a content concept the brand can already picture — with a three-tier target list, follow-up sequences in your voice, and a scam shield.

Get this skill — $19Type demo after install — watch it do the whole job first.

$19 one-time · instant download · works with Claude & ChatGPT

A Claude & ChatGPT SkillThe Pitch Machine

Brands don't ignore you because you're small. They ignore you because the email was about you.

“Hi, I'm a content creator, I'd love to collab!” is a request for attention. It asks a busy marketing manager to do the imaginative work of figuring out what you'd actually make for them.

The pitches that get forwarded internally look different. They arrive as a content concept the brand can already picture — a specific idea, for a specific product, aimed at a specific moment in their calendar.

That's a format, not a talent. This skill writes in it, then handles every reply that comes back.

One skill. Four jobs.

Build the target list

Three tiers — quick wins, realistic mid-size names, and dream brands — each with the reason they'd say yes and the concept to pitch them.

› Build my brand hit list and the first three pitches.

Write the sequence

First touch under 120 words, follow-ups on day 4, 9 and 16, DM versions too. All in your voice, none of it sounding like a template.

› Write my outreach sequence for a coffee brand.

Handle every reply

Rates request, gifted-only, “no budget this quarter,” affiliate-only, “can you do $X.” Each routes to one correct move with a send-ready script.

› They replied “what are your rates?” — write my answer.

Spot the scam

Pay-to-play “ambassador programmes” and fake brand accounts get flagged before you lose a week to them.

› Is this ambassador programme legit? [paste]

Nothing stays trapped in the chat.

The whole campaign leaves as files you can work from tomorrow:

Why not just ask the chatbot?

It pitches a concept, not a CV

A general chatbot writes an introduction. This writes the idea the brand can picture — which is the thing that actually gets forwarded to the person with the budget.

It never fakes familiarity

No invented “I've loved your brand for years.” Every specific detail traces to something real, because the fastest way to lose a brand is to be caught being generic.

The follow-ups are the point

Most deals land on touch three or four. The day 0/4/9/16 cadence ships pre-dated in the tracker, so the follow-ups actually happen.

Your first five minutes.

Install it, then type any of these. No prompt-writing, no setup screens.

  1. 1Build my brand hit list and first three pitches.
  2. 2Write the first touch for [brand] — under 120 words.
  3. 3They replied “what are your rates?” — write my answer.
  4. 4Give me the day-9 follow-up. They haven't replied.
  5. 5demo — watch it pitch a coffee brand end to end.

Plug and play

From download to done in three steps.

i.

Buy & download

A skill folder and a one-page install guide. Claude and ChatGPT are both included.

ii.

Drop it in

About a minute, once. Then fill your profile — the same one every skill in the suite reads.

iii.

Just talk

Paste the brand's message. It runs the whole workflow and hands back a finished file.

What it won't do.

Every skill in the store ships with this section. If a tool won't tell you its limits, it's selling you something.

Questions.

How is this different from just asking Claude or ChatGPT?

A chatbot writes one email when you ask for one. This builds the tiered target list, writes the whole sequence with dates, routes every possible reply to a scripted answer, and exports a tracker. It also refuses to invent flattery, which is the tell that gets generic pitches deleted.

I have no audience yet. Will brands still reply?

Tier one of the target list exists for exactly this — smaller brands who trade product and small fees for good content. The skill is honest about which tier you can realistically win today.

Won't the brand know it was written by AI?

It writes from your profile's voice notes and the specific concept you're proposing, and it's banned from generic praise. What gets pitches flagged as AI is vagueness, which is the thing this format removes.

Does it send the emails for me?

No. It writes them and dates them in the tracker; you send them from your own inbox. That's deliberate — outreach from your real address performs better and keeps you in control.

Is it a subscription?

No. $19 once, yours to keep, updates included.

Works even better with the rest of the suite.

All 3 share one profile you fill in once. Get The Brand Deal Suite for $39 and save $18.

Brands don't answer “let's collab.” They answer ideas.

One held rate pays for this many times over. $19 once, yours to keep.

Get this skill — $19